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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 05:42

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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